The Mountain Reagan Velociraptor Adult T-Shirt, Small
Added on August 14, 2015 in More Patriotic Shirts
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The Mountain Reagan Velociraptor Adult T-shirt S Product Features The Mountain Reagan Velociraptor Adult T-shirt S
For the deaf and illiterate In the same fashion where stained glass windows told stories of the Bible to illiterate plebeians, the Reagan Velociraptor T-Shirt by The Mountain can explain the entire US Constitution and Bill of Rights.
Wear this shirt and you two can be a Real American Hunk O’ Man! When I bought this shirt I was a skinny,short balding nerd. It goes without saying I never had any female attention or friends. As soon as this package arrived in the mail, I opened it and knew things would change, it was destiny. My life changed right away, my hair felt thicker, and my body stronger. Then almost overnight I grew to a respectable 6’3″, and wherever I went the ladies could not stop staring. The sudden confidence was overwhelming. It’s only been a week and I have 3…
Reaganraptor I love this shirt with all of my heart. Ronald Reagan. The legend. The only way it could be better is if he was busting through the Berlin Wall! Feel free to steal that one.