Sleeveless Merica Tuxedo Tee for American Patriots w/ Freedom Biceps of Liberty (Medium)
Added on May 20, 2015 in More Patriotic Shirts
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For years, sophisticated patriots across America searched in vain for a shirt that said “I am an upstanding lady/ gentlement of the highest American pedigree, and yes, I would very much enjoy one of them PBR’s in your cooler. Also, there’s a high likelihood that I clogged the sh*tter in your RV. My apologies.”. Product
America is coursing through my veins The best part about this shirt is that it is the same shirt actually worn by George Washington during the Revolutionary War. Is this shirt the reason the United States won that war? I’m no historian, but I’m fairly confident it is. Thomas Jefferson was rumored to have said “Mine eyes have never seen something so glorious as General Washington’s shirt, it is as though the very fabric itself is made of freedom.”
Smaller than expected. The shirt came as expected. It was just a little more snug than I was expecting, and after washing and drying it on medium heat, it’s almost too tight to wear. Other than that it’s a great shirt. It went over really well with my mullet wig when I went to the mo ster truck rally. Some people even wanted to take pics with me
The only shirt you’ll ever need! The classic tuxedo look leaves you equipped for any situation, but the sleeveless style lets everyone know that you’re here to have a good time. A must buy!