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Merica Shoes | Epic Patriotic Unisex USA Sneakers for Freedom Loving Patriots – 11 (M) US Men

Added on August 8, 2014 in More Patriotic Shirts
$49.95 Add To Cart
Amazon.com price at April 19, 2020 10:07 am EDT -Details

A pair of shoes featuring pretty much everything ‘merica except for the doodle of that naked lady that Benjamin Franklin left on the wall of the men’s room at the Constitutional Convention (we weren’t allowed to put porno on shoes). Recommended activities to pair with these shoes: beating communists in a foot race, scissor kicking

A pair of shoes featuring pretty much everything ‘merica except for the doodle of that naked lady that Benjamin Franklin left on the wall of the men’s room at the Constitutional Convention (we weren’t allowed to put porno on shoes). Recommended activities to pair with these shoes: beating communists in a foot race, scissor kicking a fascist, & walking your mama to the door of the Cracker Barrel like a proper gentleman / gentlelady.

Product Features

  • Classic cotton-canvas printed sneaker
  • Vulcanized ubber shoe sole and toe
  • Unisex sizes 4 – 11 available
  • Add two sizes to convert to womens (i.e. 4 in men’s -> 6 women’s)
  • Designed and printed in Ann Arbor, Michigan

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