What is ‘Merica?

Besides the liberator of Europe twice over?

Besides the greatest creator of economic wealth in history?

Besides the first and last bastion of freedom for humanity?

Besides those, I guess all that’s left is that WE’RE THE GREATEST NATION THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN!

Famous American Sayings

“Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe in order to assure the survival and the success of liberty.” – John F. Kennedy.

The United States of America: Our Worst Critics Prefer to Stay.

Actual quote from the United States in 1941: “I Came Here to Win World Wars and Chew Bubble Gum. And I’m All Out of Bubble Gum.”

Will this sticker last a long time?

Just like the United States of America, these are built to stand up to the harshest of elements. The sticker is made of high quality, UV and weather-resistant vinyl so it last for the long-haul.

30-Day Free Returns & Satisfaction Guaranteed!

If you aren’t completely satisfied with your order, simply reach out to us through the Amazon messaging service and we will launch a tactical air strike within 24 hours to make it right. We absolutely guarantee your satisfaction or your money back!

What’s In My Order?

Each order comes with a ‘Merica Back to Back World War Champs 3 inch x 9 inch bumper sticker and free magnetizer.

Product Features

• SHOW YOUR PRIDE & LOVE OF COUNTRY. What was that? Oh, I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over all this freedom!
• GREAT GIFT FOR ANY LOVER OF FREEDOM. Young or old, man or woman, we guarantee they’ll love this high-quality decal and magnetizer bundle.
• FIGHT COMMIE SCUM who would oppress us with their filthy, failed political systems. Remember that time the United States lost the Cold War with the Soviets? Me neither.
• AMERICAN-MADE & BUILT TO LAST. Printed on durable, weather & UV-resistant vinyl right here in the United States of America, these decals are tough enough to brave the elements for years of patriotic service.
• SATISFACTION GUARANTEED OR YOUR MONEY BACK. If you’re not completely happy with your order, simply reach out to us and we’ll make it right.